Newton was God’s gift to us, it’s plain to see.
God brought him forth, and put him under the tree.
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Here’s the link to the Wikipedia article on it.
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algebraic equations for beginners

A: The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
B: That’s right. The hand that rocks the ladle rules the world.
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“He needs more than a blessing. He needs a kleenex.”
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A: Do you approve of cell phones for children?
B: Only for those not in solitary.
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Some portion of the ‘trainings’ of ‘professional development’ consists simply of required readings – verified by a smoke test.
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