What new term should we invent for a book of synonyms and antonyms, now that ‘thesaurus’ sounds like a dinosaur name?
Tag: Quips
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All I know I learned from watching Mary Poppins.
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If you have money, you can do anything.
If you don’t have money, you have to do everything.
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Any social skills I have I learned from watching sitcoms.
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The truth is more horrific than horror.
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Computers are Nature’s way of putting keyboards in front of children.
cf:
“Mankind’s one crime is that its babes grow dull.”
— Vachel Lindsay
Spent in the getting
“Many estates are spent in the getting,
Since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting,
And men for punch forsook hewing and splitting.”
— Benjamin Franklin
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Job fairs are Nature’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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In the old days of the internet, no one knew you were a dog. Nowadays, no one knows that you’re human.
