What new term should we invent for a book of synonyms and antonyms, now that ‘thesaurus’ sounds like a dinosaur name?
All I know I learned from watching Mary Poppins.
If you have money, you can do anything.
If you don’t have money, you have to do everything.
Any social skills I have I learned from watching sitcoms.
The truth is more horrific than horror.
Computers are Nature’s way of putting keyboards in front of children.
“Mankind’s one crime is that its babes grow dull.”
— Vachel Lindsay
“Many estates are spent in the getting,
Since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting,
And men for punch forsook hewing and splitting.”
— Benjamin Franklin
Job fairs are Nature’s way of teaching Americans geography.